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cumbiscuit 

A freshly baked biscuit covered in your own cum
After I took my shower, I came all over the biscuits I had just made and sat down to a delicious breakfast of cumbiscuits.
cumbiscuit by cumlovingboy June 19, 2006

Cuntbiscuit 

A more creative insult with similar meaning to asshole
Jerry, why are you being such a cuntbiscuit?
Cuntbiscuit by Kurakuma May 20, 2019

cuntbiscuit 

In general someone who is/is acting like a complete twunt
"Look at that Cuntbiscuit, what a waste of a perfectly good abortion"
cuntbiscuit by ajp069 July 24, 2008

fuckbiscuit 

A verbal award of sorts, usually blurted out uncontrollably in public when someone proves human stupidity in a hitherto unfamiliar manner.
Cor, fuckbiscuit just bit t' priest. Call 911 - and stop looking at me like that.
fuckbiscuit by Wetdryvac November 21, 2004

cumbiscuit 

Those glazed honey-buns that are sold in snack vending machines. Called so because of the glaze that covers it looks like cum.
Can I have 25 cents to go buy a cumbiscuit? I'm starved.
cumbiscuit by Lancer December 29, 2004

Cuntbiscuit 

The last classic insult that packs a punch so hard "ur mom gay" might as well be a sack of napkins
John "Fuckhead" Foley: You Swim

Me, an intellectual: Shut the fuck up you fucking cuntbiscuit. I'll punt your short ass through a god damn wall.
Cuntbiscuit by McTitties9000 May 13, 2018
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
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