CTFS 

Can't Type For Shit. Usually used with syndrome on the end for added effect, making it sound more serious.

Sorry for the typo's, I suffer from CTFS Syndrome.

CTFS by CJWeasel December 9, 2008

CTFS 

Can't type for shit. Sometimes referred to as CTFS syndrome. Popularized in internet chatrooms as an "excuse" for horrible typos.

<jenny> i tttal didn't see that.
<all> huh? what? ???
<jenny> bah, stupid ctfs syndrome

<nathan> u jbew
<others> ctfs strikes again!

CTFS by Lady Shaly January 9, 2009

CTFS Or Ryui

CTFS Or Ryui is a group of foodist and uttp made to troll everyone in the world and be super annoying and criminal.

CTFS Or Ryui is not funny.

CTFS Or Ryui by La Desca meh November 5, 2025

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022