Chirken, not to be mistaken for chicken, is a delectable trio of meats: Chicken, turkey and beef. Traditionaly made in cube form, but in modern practice is made in Swedish meatball form. Originally made in 2015 by three third graders. Chirken day is nationally celebrated by many. On May 6th it is traditionally practiced that you should make this concoction. The staple ingredient to accurately depict the original mixture is Sweet Baby Ray’s barbecue sauce.
A genetic hybrid cross between chicken and turkey. Often found in the world's finest navy galleys
Although it originated from two tasty birds, it tastes like SHIT. The navy resorted to using Chirkey in an effort to save money. It was discovered in a remote village ironicly in the country of Turkey. Don't worry about those STD's you got in port, Have yourself a Chirkey Sandwich. With any luck you'll shit out those nasty diseases!
McDonald's *OLD* chicken nuggets. Before they were comprised of 100% white meat. Remember how shitty they tasted? Chirkey, its what's for dinner! Not even Shake N'Bake can fix this!