CS kiddie
A Counter-Strike playing 12-year old who takes the step up to a decent computer game (America's Army, Red Orchestra, etc.), and says the game sucks, blows, etc. because there is a tad bit of realism.
CS kiddie: OMG WHERES MY CROSHARES!?!1 WHY DIDNT THEY ADD THOSE!? THIS GMAE SUCKZ!!1! AND WHY WNOT I TRUN ON MY CELREON 300!?!!
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