crystal dick 

(KRIS toll dik) adj. the frustrating condition that often occurs with a man's penis when he wants to engage in sex, or masturbate, but his manhood has been rendered useless because it will not become, or stay, erect because he is high on meth

Tod: Hey Ted, what's wrong with your dick tonight? Do you think it will get hard enough to poke my hole?
Ted: I don't know. I think that I might have crystal dick.

crystal dick by Nedd Ludd September 1, 2005

crystal dick 

When you can't get an erection from using crystal meth. Even when you are really horny, you can't get your dick hard.

GF- "honey what's taking so long get hard already."
BF - "I can't. You know I always get a crystal dick whenever we smoke meth."

crystal dick by boiwithsmall September 21, 2013

crystal dick 

while high on meth your dick wont get hard but u are horny as fuck and it feels so damn good, massaging makes it feel better.

having crystal dick feels so fucking good.

crystal dick by skaterjack October 5, 2006

dick crystal

A.K.A. Wade Gordon. A real dick if you ask me.

“Fuck you Dick Crystal!!!!!!”

dick crystal by NattyDee August 30, 2019