three or four of the hottest ladies you'll meet if your lucky enough to see them. *Garnet, a thick-thighed square mom. Pearl, a long nosed bird. Amethyst, a sexy ass, big titted, fun mom.
*Ruby &Sapphire. ruby, a real hotty when she is doming her lover. Sapphire, the one who gives garnet her big chest and ruby's wife.
Lars: What are they anyway? Witches or ghosts or something?
Steven: Ugh... They're the Crystal Gems and they save the world and junk.
Basically, lesbianspace rocks who fought their own leader for freedom but actually she "their leader" was the one who started it, heck two of them is already married ffs
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).