A woman, who is extremely fat, who cries a lot. It also helps if she's black (also see the word nigger) because then she will resemble more of a dinosaur appearance.
William: Aww man look at that fat blackie cry because no one will go to the dance with her...
Scott: Yeah, what a crynoceros man. No one would want to dance with that fattie.
William: Haha Scott you're the best.
Scott: No man, you are!
(Then they slap hands and walk away)
When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failureshower.