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crusty mayonnaise
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A dried
semen stain
, usually on
clothing
or
furniture
.
Guy 1- Hey man, take a
look at this
stain on my pillow
Guy 2- It
looks like
some crusty
mayonnaise
by
Not ur dad but doin ur mom
September 30, 2013
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