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crusty bagpipe

When a chick with a tracheostomy is blowing you and she inhales right when you come and the spooge comes out her throat hole and dribbles on your nuts. It's a crusty bagpipe with tartar sauce if there's boogers in it.
That bitch gave me a crusty bagpipe and she didn't even lick my balls off after.
by analangus December 5, 2017
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