"crushcrushcrush. Nothing compares to a quiet evening alone. Just the one-two I was just counting on. That never happens, I guess I'm dreaming again. Let's be more than this."
A regular customer at your workplace who you find attractive or take a liking to. Usually associated in a customer serviceenvironment like a coffee shop.
"Here comes Britney again to order her usual. What do I say to get her attention?"
What happens when fans of the Jonas Brothers figure out that they can swear. It generally combines bad electronica with faux-teenage-angsty screaming, but may also include elements of bad hip hop and rap. It is to be consumed only in comical doses.
Person 1: "Man, I really like the Jonas Brother, but I wish they were more annoying."
Person 2: "Oh, then you should listen to Crunkcore."