"crushcrushcrush. Nothing compares to a quiet evening alone. Just the one-two I was just counting on. That never happens, I guess I'm dreaming again. Let's be more than this."

I've been jabbed

Crushcrushcrush begins....

Jerk Ass Singer of the Group: "This song goes out to our drummer(name redacted) from our guitarist (name redacted)."

Example A: Girl: "Hey! Did you hear CrushCrushCrush by Paramore?"
Guy: "Yeah, I played it on Guitar Hero!"

Example B: Juanita: "I love Bobby!"
Jamie: "Me too!"
Bobby: "I love you both!"
Both Juanita and Jamie: "What?!"
Bobby: "Oops..."
Jamie: "I feel CrushCrushCrushed."
Juanita: "Ditto."