crunt pig 

A word of affection usually given to a man or boy in some areas of the south west of england

One hell of a crunt pig sonny, good job!

crunt pig by Harry Bell June 1, 2007

Pig Cunt 

Two words you've never heard stuck together that just works. You're such a pig cunt.

Boyfriend walks home drunk at 4am and says "I love you" the girlfriend rolls over in disgust "shut up pig cunt!"

Pig Cunt by ^^!$#@ February 29, 2020

Pigz Cunt 

The words speak for themselves, there can not be many things on our planet as ugly or as smelly or as dirty or a chubby as a pigs cunt!

Best used in confrontational situations to maimise its full affect. Example:"Your nothing but a pigz cunt", lets people know you think they are ugly and overweight as well as having a lack of personnel hygiene, all this with just two words.

Pigz Cunt by DANNY BISH March 26, 2008

pigeon cunt

When a woman has a really tight pussy

You know that girl i shagged last night? She had such a pigeon cunt, it really hurt my cock.

pigeon cunt by The one and only danielson May 25, 2008

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019