Just what it sounds like. A sock that is crunchy. There are typically three causes of a crunchy sock. They are as follows:
1. Crystallization of nut juice from using the sock in a naughty fashion.
2. Old sweat that crystallized because you wore the same pair of socks for two weeks.
3. Running in mud in just your socks like some sort of hooligan.
Crunchy socks are probably currency in Haiti or some shit I don't know.
1. Crystallization of nut juice from using the sock in a naughty fashion.
2. Old sweat that crystallized because you wore the same pair of socks for two weeks.
3. Running in mud in just your socks like some sort of hooligan.
Crunchy socks are probably currency in Haiti or some shit I don't know.
Mom: "Hurry up, you're going to be late!"
You: "Hold on mom. I'm trying to find socks that aren't crunchy!"
Troll: "I'm going to savor your bone marrow, little creature."
You: *holds up a crunchy sock* "Wait. In return for my life."
Troll: *thinks for a second* "I accept your bargain."
You: "Hold on mom. I'm trying to find socks that aren't crunchy!"
Troll: "I'm going to savor your bone marrow, little creature."
You: *holds up a crunchy sock* "Wait. In return for my life."
Troll: *thinks for a second* "I accept your bargain."
by KrustyKreatorofKaos February 24, 2019
Environmentally and socially conscious political conservative. This term was coined by National Review columnist Rod Dreher, and appears in his book, "Crunchy Cons: How Birkenstocked Burkeans, gun-loving organic gardeners, evangelical free-range farmers, hip homeschooling mamas, right-wing nature lovers and their diverse crowd of countercultural conservatives plan to save America (or at least the Republican Party)."
"'Ewww, that's so lefty,' Dreher's editor at his old National Review job sneered when Dreher said he was picking up some locally grown organic produce. And what's with the sandals I'm wearing, he then thought; am I going liberal? Not a bit, he concluded, though if associating with liberals could help him have healthy, flavorful food and a beautiful, durable home; be involved in his children's education; protect and nurture the environment and other species; and live with religious integrity, then associate, befriend, and work with liberals he would. That made him a crunchy conservative . . ."
by jcwords December 29, 2011
"Zack slept over my house after the party, and when I woke up, I saw him eating a bowl full of crunchy grandpa. Freaking gross"
by MMjr April 24, 2008
1. Bitches (mainly of the Mexican origin) who find it fly to use entirely too much gel and or mousse and scrunches their hair. Giving a finished look much like ramen noodles.
2. Bitches that find it okay to wear a pair of underwear twice in a row thankin no ones gonna know bout that crusty crab. We all know bitch. Do ya laundry.
2. Bitches that find it okay to wear a pair of underwear twice in a row thankin no ones gonna know bout that crusty crab. We all know bitch. Do ya laundry.
1. Girl1- you know that girl Kailey, the one that always wears too much gel in her hair and scrunches it
Girl2- yea she's a basic crunchy bitch
2. Guy- what's that stuff in yo panties girl
Girl- it's laundry day I didn't have anything else so I wore yesterday's again
Guy- hell no I don't mess with no crunchy bitch
Girl2- yea she's a basic crunchy bitch
2. Guy- what's that stuff in yo panties girl
Girl- it's laundry day I didn't have anything else so I wore yesterday's again
Guy- hell no I don't mess with no crunchy bitch
by LexiG May 1, 2014
1) Any music played at a club or party that make the crowd go crazy with excitement
2) Beats that make even the most wore out person get jacked
3) Songs with bass hits that make your chest rattle
Definitions come from random explanations of various parties and clubs people come from where the music causes temporary deafness. Also can be from dance parties where the dancing is so crazy you practically have to use protection to prevent pregnancy.
2) Beats that make even the most wore out person get jacked
3) Songs with bass hits that make your chest rattle
Definitions come from random explanations of various parties and clubs people come from where the music causes temporary deafness. Also can be from dance parties where the dancing is so crazy you practically have to use protection to prevent pregnancy.
by Sober_J_Bone March 14, 2011
Small, whitish, particles or crumb-like residue typically found on bed sheets the day after a heavy session of pussy-banging. The volume of fuck crunchies directly varies with: 1) the amount of "wetness" that had been experienced by the woman's pussy, 2) the amount of coming by both parties.
My buddy Ethan sat down on my bed, but was entirely disgusted when he realized that he'd sat in a minefield of fuck crunchies from me & Liz the night before.
by Shel_TR February 6, 2009
an Armadillo: small, armor-shelled, omnivorous animal with protective plating. named thusly because of the plating, and a child's view of the creature
a child may mistake an armadillo for a rabbit from a distance. hence, instead of a furry rabbit, it is a crunchy bunny.
by AmandaSue November 27, 2005