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Men always need a quick place to wipe up their jizz, a sock is the quickest resort.
my mom washed my crunchy sock.
i borrowed my friends crunchy sock, but when i put it on it felt stale.
by Crunchysox March 15, 2017
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Men need a place to wipe, socks are always there for you. Just be careful the next day when you go to put it on
While searching for socks my toes got a bit crunchy and I remembered It was my crunchy sock.
by Crunchysox March 28, 2017
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