crunchy sock

Just what it sounds like. A sock that is crunchy. There are typically three causes of a crunchy sock. They are as follows:

1. Crystallization of nut juice from using the sock in a naughty fashion.
2. Old sweat that crystallized because you wore the same pair of socks for two weeks.
3. Running in mud in just your socks like some sort of hooligan.

Crunchy socks are probably currency in Haiti or some shit I don't know.

Mom: "Hurry up, you're going to be late!"
You: "Hold on mom. I'm trying to find socks that aren't crunchy!"

Troll: "I'm going to savor your bone marrow, little creature."
You: *holds up a crunchy sock* "Wait. In return for my life."
Troll: *thinks for a second* "I accept your bargain."

crunchy sock by KrustyKreatorofKaos February 24, 2019

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crunchy sock

Men always need a quick place to wipe up their jizz, a sock is the quickest resort.

my mom washed my crunchy sock.
i borrowed my friends crunchy sock, but when i put it on it felt stale.

crunchy sock by Crunchysox March 15, 2017

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crunchy sock

Men need a place to wipe, socks are always there for you. Just be careful the next day when you go to put it on

While searching for socks my toes got a bit crunchy and I remembered It was my crunchy sock.

crunchy sock by Crunchysox March 28, 2017

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Crunchy Sock

Dirty sock that have been neglected and has been in the corner of your room since the beginning of freshman year.

We heard Dylan coming from the other side of school with his crunchy sock ie. Cum sock

Crunchy Sock by Dontworryaboutit3416 March 11, 2020

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

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