Crunchie

A sock worn the morning after being used as a wank-mop.

Man I woke up this morning and puty my sock on, and discovered it was a crunchie.

by The Burt of Punta Dilla Shorts December 21, 2006

Crunchies

Similar to the munchies, the crunchies are a specific craving for crunchy snacks such as potato chips, tortilla chips and corn nuts. Usually brought on by THC consumption.

Pete blazed up and before he knew it he had a the crunchies big time. As there were no chips in the house he had to settle for a bag of croutons.

by winchun April 29, 2010

Crunchies

Infantrymen, engineers, clerks, and just about everyone else who doesn't ride in a tank. So named for the sound they make when they get their sorry selves run over.

Man, I'm telling you, if those damn crunchies don't get out of the way, I'm going to take the treads to every last one of them!

by Cat-Kill January 20, 2008

crunchies

an alternate term for the word "hippie."
a left leaning individual with communist tendencies.

Those damn linux-loving crunchies are bashing Microsoft again

by b-diddy June 21, 2003

Crunchy

Embarrassed. Ashamed. Flustered

Man I was feeling crunchy as shit!

by Joejohn December 1, 2013

Crunchy

Crunchy is a mix of cringy and salty. It is considered an insult.

"Geez man Ashley is being super crunchy"

by Beenherebefore August 6, 2017

crunchy

when you feel dumb cause you said something that you were wrong about

ooooooh don't you feel crunchy for saying I should feel guilty for not calling you on my lunch break, when I haven't even taken lunch

by resa7496 October 5, 2015