Similar to the slang term salty, being crunchy is used to express when someone is being so passive aggressively angry that it requires a whole new unit for measurement.
Person 1: You wanna get tacos?

Person 2: Yeah but I'm broke from helping you pay for all the other times we went out to eat

Person 1: Why you being so crunchy?
by La Velocidad April 15, 2021
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A term used exclusively to describe which variety of taco you refer to at Taco Bell. Other variations include: soft.
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those little gooey crunchy things found at the bottom of some italian ices, usually the sweetest part of the italian ice
When i was little i would flip my italian ice over so i could eat the crunchies first
by EmRo May 7, 2006
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A feeling of being a bit overstimulated, a bit fried, a bit edgy, a bit hypertensive, and generally not content in one's body - usually used in references to the effect of a drug.. While feeling crunchy, one's experience of prana or chi is unfavorable. Feeling crunchy is the opposite of the energetically fluid and yummy body high that most prefer.
Man the first 3 hours of that 150mg dose of pure MDA was awesome, but then I felt pretty crunchy as it wore off..
by BringYourOwnBIOS January 4, 2012
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Crack induced munchies
I just shot up and now i have the Crunchies real bad
by kylebar7 September 29, 2010
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