When a girl sticks a chocolate bar (preferably a crunchie bar) up her vagina and feeds it to an animal.
"Wow Emily, I can't believe you crunchied that dog!!"
by Frazzel November 7, 2011
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
by EBC June 14, 2007
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"Green;" environmentally-friendly.
The crunchy moms used cloth diapers.
by spectrekitty May 30, 2007
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quasi/modern day hippie; tends to wear no shoes, spends much of time finding way out of woods after smoking excessive amounts of weed, preferred fragrance = patchouli
does it smell like feet in here? oh yeah, i forgot it's that crunchy kid having found his way out of the forest.
by nycbella December 15, 2003
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The feeling one gets when they do something extremely stupid or embarrassing, like tripping in public.
-guy trips- "Damn man! Don't you feel Crunchy!"
by DanielDisastrous March 12, 2009
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Dude, Jane stopped showering and she's not wearing shoes. I think she went all crunchy on our asses.
by Nina July 29, 2003
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