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Possibility of the shits but is great drunk!
Possibility of the shits but is great drunk!
by chinesetaco May 9, 2012
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The amount of time it takes to leave one's own couch, travel to a new destination, and sit on the couch at said destination.
The amount of time is longer because you not only include driving/walking time, but the time it takes to prepare to leave, and the time it takes to settle in after arrival.
The amount of time is longer because you not only include driving/walking time, but the time it takes to prepare to leave, and the time it takes to settle in after arrival.
by Crackima Kate December 5, 2010
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Get the Couch crunch mug.An extension of local multiplayer gaming, where you can invite people from other couches to join your couch battle online from their living rooms — everyone in one shared game, regardless of the type (PvP, co-op, or team play).
“Dude, this game has Couch vs Couch — we turned our living room into a warzone with three other couches online.”
“Once they added Couch vs Couch multiplayer, our local co‑op nights suddenly included random dudes yelling from their living rooms.”
“We were just messing around in local multiplayer, then someone enabled Couch vs Couch and suddenly another couch squad dropped in.”
“Couch vs Couch is perfect — same chaotic living‑room energy, just with more couches and more trash talk.”
“They call it an extension of local multiplayer, but honestly Couch vs Couch feels like couch gaming leveled up.”
“Once they added Couch vs Couch multiplayer, our local co‑op nights suddenly included random dudes yelling from their living rooms.”
“We were just messing around in local multiplayer, then someone enabled Couch vs Couch and suddenly another couch squad dropped in.”
“Couch vs Couch is perfect — same chaotic living‑room energy, just with more couches and more trash talk.”
“They call it an extension of local multiplayer, but honestly Couch vs Couch feels like couch gaming leveled up.”
by devbobcz March 9, 2026
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It suddenly was quiet with odd sounds, and as I emerged from the bedroom I discovered that I was going to have to burn my couch since my partner and coworker had transformed into the dreaded couch ho or couch hoe (couch hoes).
by MT_UhHuh March 17, 2021
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