cruch cruch 

See crucial, the shortened form of crucial.

Dag! That j0nx is cruch cruch!

cruch cruch by ura-kit February 6, 2003

beefy cruch burrito 

The best burrito taco bell ever invented. It has flaming hot frittos in it.
Possibility of the shits but is great drunk!

hey man i want some mexican food
well lets go to taco bell and get a "beefy cruch burrito"

beefy cruch burrito by chinesetaco May 9, 2012

cruch my balls 

i beg

i want you to cruch my balls

cruch my balls by thefrench_baget November 24, 2022

couch to couch

The amount of time it takes to leave one's own couch, travel to a new destination, and sit on the couch at said destination.

The amount of time is longer because you not only include driving/walking time, but the time it takes to prepare to leave, and the time it takes to settle in after arrival.

He said he'll be over in ten, but it'll really take him fifteen minutes couch to couch.

couch to couch by Crackima Kate December 5, 2010

Couch crunch 

Sexual position involving a couch, and requiring excellent quadriceps and gluteal musclat stamina

Why go to the gym when you can do couch crunches with your girlfriend?

Couch crunch by OhFunkmaster June 12, 2016

couch vs couch

An extension of local multiplayer gaming, where you can invite people from other couches to join your couch battle online from their living rooms — everyone in one shared game, regardless of the type (PvP, co-op, or team play).

“Dude, this game has Couch vs Couch — we turned our living room into a warzone with three other couches online.”
“Once they added Couch vs Couch multiplayer, our local co‑op nights suddenly included random dudes yelling from their living rooms.”
“We were just messing around in local multiplayer, then someone enabled Couch vs Couch and suddenly another couch squad dropped in.”
“Couch vs Couch is perfect — same chaotic living‑room energy, just with more couches and more trash talk.”
“They call it an extension of local multiplayer, but honestly Couch vs Couch feels like couch gaming leveled up.”

couch vs couch by devbobcz March 9, 2026

couch ho or couch hoe 

A person who cheats with someone on the living room couch in the same house where their partner is actively sleeping (or awake) in the another room.

It suddenly was quiet with odd sounds, and as I emerged from the bedroom I discovered that I was going to have to burn my couch since my partner and coworker had transformed into the dreaded couch ho or couch hoe (couch hoes).

couch ho or couch hoe by MT_UhHuh March 17, 2021