crowvision

Slang for the clever capacity to observe someone from a distance and learn volumes about them.

He often uses his exceptional crowvision right after the job interview just to get a better idea who the candidate really is.

by Dr Bunnygirl February 25, 2019

covision

The phenomenon that occurs when you’ve only interacted with someone while they’re wearing a mask and your brain fills in the rest of their face incorrectly, so that when you see them without a mask you don’t recognize them.

“I had a case of covision at work when Matt came up to talk to me and I reintroduced myself to him, even though he’s worked here for two months. Stupid pandemic!”

by GumbyPU July 1, 2020

Cravision

Cravision” (pronounced: cray-VIZH-un)

Definition:
Noun. The sudden, irresistible craving for food you get when you see delicious dishes on TV, YouTube, or Netflix cooking shows.

Example:

“Man, that new baking show gave me mad cravision — now I need cake ASAP!”

If you’d like, I can make more variations too — want it to sound more Gen Z, retro, or regional?

• “I was fine until that pizza ad hit — total cravision, now I’m ordering delivery.”
• “Don’t watch that burger vlog at midnight unless you want cravision to ruin your sleep.”
• “Every time I see that chef’s channel I get cravision. I swear I’ve gained ten pounds!”
• “This ramen docuseries is pure cravision fuel — I’m making noodles right now.”

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by ord mcrobiel July 12, 2025