Crotchular area Share definition Flag The word you use when you don't want to say the words 'penis', 'balls', or 'vagina' out loud. Doctor - "Where does it hurt?" Guy - "In my...'crotchular area'." Crotchular area by Gruntified November 4, 2007 0 0 Get merch Get the Crotchular area mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch