Crotch

(v. to crotch, p.p. crotched). The spiteful act of placing your bare genitals (male, female, or misc.) upon an inanimate object owned and used by an offending party. Also see Ass.

I am going to crotch Bob's stapler, hard.

by The Mad Haberdasher April 20, 2005

Crotched

The action of food falling on, or caressing one's crotch before one shares that food with someone else or consumes it entirely.

Oh no! My (insert food name here) has been crotched!

No thanks, I don't want any, it's been crotched.

by Harmony_b April 21, 2009

crotched

When one passes a spliff once they have smoked it to the roach.

Here you go man. Sorry, I've crotched it a bit.

by L.Bizzle October 6, 2005

crotch

The under carriage of a person

The girl was a looker until i spied her black headded crotch piece

by MW May 8, 2003

Crotched

Over enthusiastic "cavity search" between female prison inmates. Often used in combination with a massive fistful of butter.

Like when Denny crotched Shaz on Bad Girls innit. Savage.

by Coont February 14, 2011

Crotch

Besides the obvious definition, it also means to throw something away. Such as an illegal drug or drug paraphernalia.

Guy 1: shit man the fuzz is coming crotch the weed
Guy 2: alright I threw it in the ditch

by The_semi stoner March 10, 2022

crotch

vb. - To crotch: grabbing the aforementioned part of your body and generally fondling it.

n. - A crotch: a derogatory term intended to insult.

vb. - "He crotched himself."

n. - "Don't be such a crotch, you crotch."

by Spenny June 9, 2006