crotch guzzler Share definition Flag A bi-sexual person who only gives oral and never has sex. Often regarded as a huge slut. That guy is such a man whore. He sucks off everyone even the guys.Yeah he's a Crotch Guzzler. crotch guzzler by Vere_Shylah November 27, 2017 0 0 Get merch Get the crotch guzzler mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch