crotch goblin

One who is particularly fond of balls, dicks, and pussys.

Tony is a fucking crotch goblin, look at him perving around in the panites isle at walmart

by Döug March 30, 2006

Crotch Goblin

A bratty little piece of shit that has greasy ass fucking hands and eats crayons.
Usually seen on toddler leashes.

That fucking Crotch Goblin is disgusting.

by Thicc nugg June 16, 2019

by Xx_dumbbitchass_xX August 28, 2022

A derogatory term used by insufferable “child-free” morons referring to kids.

“People who use the phrase ‘crotch goblin’ are arguably more annoying than vegans.”

by Terribly Unfunny August 27, 2022

This is a common slong term for an STD

man i got a wicked crotch goblin from this nasty skank

by Jim Bob November 4, 2004

(n) 1. A perverted or otherwise solely sex-driven partner

"That guy is only interested in sex."
"Ugh. What a crotch goblin."

by Mk. 42 December 21, 2013

A less offensive term or curse word for somebody that is a cock sucker.

That knob has just cut me up, I bet he's a right crotch goblin!

by Cpiddy7 March 6, 2021