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A child. Also known as crotch spawn, or runny nosed shrieking brat. Essentially, a baby or small child that is a whining little hell demon. Elementary schools and daycare centers abound with crotch goblins.
"Someone shut that screeching crotch goblin up!"
by Juke Joint Jezebel September 28, 2005
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A bratty little piece of shit that has greasy ass fucking hands and eats crayons.
Usually seen on toddler leashes.
That fucking Crotch Goblin is disgusting.
by Thicc nugg June 16, 2019
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A goblin that lives in your crotch, and only comes out at night while you are sleeping. It usually looks for titty residue to eat.
Holy snap!! That crotch goblin is eating the leftovers of my underwear.
by Ener January 17, 2007
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Any strange or foreign object that appears in underwear that should not be there. Example: discharge, shit stains, pubic hairs, stains, scabs, flies, cottage cheese, or crabs
When ever i take a chicks panties off, i check for crotch goblins
by crotch checker March 14, 2005
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One who feeds on the groin while growling and snoring.
I was attacked at a party by a crotch goblin.
by DeVirginator February 09, 2003
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A species of goblin that steals crotches from the male species. Said to be a mythical creature but sightings and instances have occured.
Get me to a hospital, a crotch goblin stole my crotch!
by pr0ph3t April 10, 2005
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