A bratty little piece of shit that has greasy ass fucking hands and eats crayons.
Usually seen on toddler leashes.
Usually seen on toddler leashes.
That fucking Crotch Goblin is disgusting.
by Thicc nugg June 16, 2019
by Terribly Unfunny August 27, 2022
by Jim Bob November 04, 2004
by Mk. 42 December 21, 2013
1. Pubic Lice
2. While your sleeping, your friend (if your wearing sweatpants) picks up your cat, shoves him down your pants and ties the strings very tight so there is no escape and makes the cat tear away at your underpants with its sharp claws
4. someone that goes behind your and sticks their head through you legs near your crotch and starts making very odd noises / starts singing death metal
2. While your sleeping, your friend (if your wearing sweatpants) picks up your cat, shoves him down your pants and ties the strings very tight so there is no escape and makes the cat tear away at your underpants with its sharp claws
4. someone that goes behind your and sticks their head through you legs near your crotch and starts making very odd noises / starts singing death metal
1. I don't think i can trust you... since you have crotch goblins and all.
2. Dude i have scars from that crotch goblin you pulled on me like a month ago.
3. AHHH! CROTCH GOBLIN!
2. Dude i have scars from that crotch goblin you pulled on me like a month ago.
3. AHHH! CROTCH GOBLIN!
by xxxShadowFatexxx December 12, 2005
A Goblin who by night sleeps in your underwear while your fast asleep. If you are uncircumcised he will peel back the foreskin and will start munching on the dick cheese. By day he likes to hide in the darkest part of your house or sometimes in his secret cave that is hidden in your backyard.
by Lebo Luke January 01, 2021
A child. Also known as crotch spawn, or runny nosed shrieking brat. Essentially, a baby or small child that is a whining little hell demon. Elementary schools and daycare centers abound with crotch goblins.
by Juke Joint Jezebel September 28, 2005