Crotch Goblin

A bratty little piece of shit that has greasy ass fucking hands and eats crayons.
Usually seen on toddler leashes.
That fucking Crotch Goblin is disgusting.
by Thicc nugg June 16, 2019
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Crotch Goblin

A derogatory term used by insufferable “child-free” morons referring to kids.
“People who use the phrase ‘crotch goblin’ are arguably more annoying than vegans.”
by Terribly Unfunny August 27, 2022
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Crotch Goblin

This is a common slong term for an STD
man i got a wicked crotch goblin from this nasty skank
by Jim Bob November 04, 2004
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Crotch Goblin

(n) 1. A perverted or otherwise solely sex-driven partner
"That guy is only interested in sex."
"Ugh. What a crotch goblin."
by Mk. 42 December 21, 2013
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Crotch Goblin

1. Pubic Lice

2. While your sleeping, your friend (if your wearing sweatpants) picks up your cat, shoves him down your pants and ties the strings very tight so there is no escape and makes the cat tear away at your underpants with its sharp claws

4. someone that goes behind your and sticks their head through you legs near your crotch and starts making very odd noises / starts singing death metal
1. I don't think i can trust you... since you have crotch goblins and all.

2. Dude i have scars from that crotch goblin you pulled on me like a month ago.

3. AHHH! CROTCH GOBLIN!
by xxxShadowFatexxx December 12, 2005
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Crotch Goblin

A Goblin who by night sleeps in your underwear while your fast asleep. If you are uncircumcised he will peel back the foreskin and will start munching on the dick cheese. By day he likes to hide in the darkest part of your house or sometimes in his secret cave that is hidden in your backyard.
Today my crotch goblin must of been hungry because he cleaned my dick cheese really well.
by Lebo Luke January 01, 2021
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crotch goblin

A child. Also known as crotch spawn, or runny nosed shrieking brat. Essentially, a baby or small child that is a whining little hell demon. Elementary schools and daycare centers abound with crotch goblins.
"Someone shut that screeching crotch goblin up!"
by Juke Joint Jezebel September 28, 2005
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