cross fucking

the act of having sexual intercourse while in shape of an X. Seen mostly in hardcore porn videos.

He was cross fucking me last night. My pussy never bleed so much since then

by Noodleboilver6969 April 23, 2018

Christ On A Fucking Bloody Cross

An expletive used to gain the immediate attention of all Christians within earshot. It also works on non-Christians but usually gets a more humerous response. If children are present just drop "fucking" from the phrase.

"Christ on a fucking bloody cross! You can hear those Christians tapping their tambourines all the way over here!"

"Did you fuck that up again, Mr Christian? Christ on a fucking bloody cross!"

by Jon & Ian November 8, 2007

Jesus Fucking Christ on the Cross

Perhaps the most offensive, non-racial phrase. It can be used as an exclamation when one is under stress. The phrase is synonymous with "Jesus Christ."

Jesus fucking Christ on the cross, I forgot to take the trash out last night!

by lemonlime69 November 6, 2014