i crop dusted my way down the aisle at the grocery store

Dan: bro why have you been staring into space for the last hour doing nothing?
Me: bro i have a chronic cringe from what happened earlier I can't concentrate

I quickly went out the door to avoid blame after cropdusting the room.

wes decided to cropdust the entire back half of the apartment, so he walked from the laundry room through the living room into the bedroom, all the while farting and pulling the smell with him.

I can't stop walking to fart today so I'll just have to cropdust

The restaurant's so busy tonight that you can get away with crop dusting your own section

When crop dusting does NOT work:
1. on a treadmill (no matter how fast you walk or run)
2. with a strong tail wind
3. with a turnaround - for example, you crop dust while walking with your girlfriend, then she turns around and walks back to look at a display in a storefront window.