crop dusting

A fart walk around the office?

I didn't want to smell my own ass, so I went crop dusting around the office. They blamed it on somebody else... I rule!!!

by the sneaky shitter April 20, 2004

crop dusting

The act of expelling intestinal gases through the anus whilst walking or running in a public place.

Ross was crop dusting the dance club last night.

by Choopie-poo March 1, 2004

crop dusting

The act of farting in a pubiic place and then walking through the crowd.

While walking back to my seat in the theater, I cut a fart crop dusting everyone along the way.

by Champo4 January 16, 2012

crop dusting

Origin: Ohio

Crop Dusting is a game or activity where the object is to rub your sack/unit against an unsuspecting person during conversation and acting like it was an accident, or pretending it never happened. Usually works best when one person is seated.

Crop Dust Scoring:
Male-1 point
Female-2points
Any Celebrity-5 points

Dude, that fuck just crop dusted me.

Hey, why the fuck are you crop dusting me right now?

by dont god damn worry about it November 13, 2005

crop dusting

breaking wind in a public place while in transit

subway or bus, train. enter "let go" exit downwind of carriage, disembark.

!

by Simon Clery March 27, 2004

crop dusting

To walk into an enclosed area with a crowd of people and let out a juicy fart, then quickly exit before the smell registers, thereby leaving yourself blameless for the said fart.

I wish I could have seen the look on the clerks face when I left that nice crop dusting behind.

by 3pharmacychicks March 24, 2010

crop dusting

Hanging one's weiner out of their fly and surreptitiously placing it upon unsuspecting females without their knowledge--particularly effective in dimly lit danceclubs.

Carp just danced his wang all over those chicks and they had no clue.

by Rug May 5, 2005