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crop dusted 

The act of passing by someone having just farted.
AWW! That smelly old bastard just crop dusted me!
crop dusted by cougrpncher January 20, 2011

Crop dusted 

When you walk past someone and fart and then walk away, leaving them in your fart smell.
“Leonard: Guess what I did today, Brandon?
Brandon: What did you do?
Leonard: I crop dusted Joe Biden as I walked past him this morning leaving a trail of my gas for him to smell and eventually vomit. Haha.
Brandon: Ha, I bet it was really nasty smelling.
Leonard: You bet your ass it was. Haha.”
Crop dusted by efishies15 July 30, 2020

crop dusted 

The art of over taking someone in the isle of a supermarket while dropping a fart.
I hate supermarket shopping someone is about to get crop dusted
crop dusted by G Focker November 5, 2009

Crop Dusted 

The act of intentionally pissing on swimmers directly behind you while swimming.
Bro Lucas was on my ass, so I crop dusted him, got piss all over him!
Crop Dusted by SwimmerQ April 13, 2015

Crop dusted 

Passing gas in the aisle of a store. Farting in an aisle with no customers present.
I had bad gas from lunch while shopping at Safeway. I crop dusted while walking past the seafood section.
Crop dusted by D.C. Clown June 14, 2017

Crop dusted 

Somebody sprays the literal shit while near you
Liliana: John I told you not to crop dust me

John : what I'm not allowed to shit my pants sorry I Crop dusted You damm