A really sexy and cool gamer that never tryhards but still gets some nasty kills.
Originating from roblox and valorant crixun is a sexy and dashing dude with a fat and massive schlong.
Originating from roblox and valorant crixun is a sexy and dashing dude with a fat and massive schlong.
by valoes December 20, 2022
Get the crixun mug.On special occasions, such as one's 18th birthday, when a person has had so much to drink that they are on the "overdrive drunk" stage in their evening, "Crizunk" is that magical word used to describe someone when they have far surpassed that of being drunk, and even quite possibly crunk. obvious signs of Crizunkness are slapping the genitalia of the same sex, passing out while defacating, finding the cure for cancer and being too "crizunk" to remember it and lastly, actually finding some sense of clarity and spirituality in listening to the artist Peter Gabrielle.
by Greg is a Badass October 9, 2006
Get the crizunk mug.Crixus was a Gallic gladiator and military leader in the Third Servile War. Born in Gaul, he was enslaved by the Romans under unknown circumstances and trained as a gladiator in Capua. His name means "one with curly hair" in Gaulish.
He fought along side Spartacus, rampaging and looting. They separated because Spartacus wanted to train in the hills against the Romans but Crixus was having too much fun plundering. This led to his death but it was very honorable, he was defeated with his stubborn head held high.
He fought along side Spartacus, rampaging and looting. They separated because Spartacus wanted to train in the hills against the Romans but Crixus was having too much fun plundering. This led to his death but it was very honorable, he was defeated with his stubborn head held high.
Crixus was told he would freeze outside but decided to stay in the yard because he didn't want his friends to think his mom ran his life.
by ahood2012 February 2, 2017
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Tony pulled a crisunter after he drank coffee on his 4 hour road trip.
Lisa was lactose intolerant but still ate ice cream and pulled a crisunter in the bushes when the bus took too long to arrive.
Lisa was lactose intolerant but still ate ice cream and pulled a crisunter in the bushes when the bus took too long to arrive.
by Lil.miss.fun October 23, 2023
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