crispys

a black persons new sneakers. usualy white.

" you steped on my crispys , im'a bust a cap in yo ass niga "

by xoxkatie October 8, 2006

Crispy x

A word used to describe something excellent, originating from indie legend Miles Peter Kane. Usually followed by an 'X', it can be applied to nearly every situation. Followers of @mileskane on instagram will be able to witness daily examples of the word in use through his story. May also be Liverpudlian slang.

"Crispy loafers X"
"Crispy in the pool X"
"Fuckin crispy X"

by memeturnerz December 28, 2018

Crispy Drawers

A dude's overused, unwashed, funky briefs (Jockey, BVD, Fruit of the Loom, etc.) that often feature a stripe of shit.

My man's crispy drawers been lyin' on the bathroom floor for a week -- they smell like welfare butt and government cheese.

by NiraMillson October 4, 2016

Crispy hippie

A hippie that has been tasered into submission.

Hippie 1: I said "What's so funny about peace, love and understanding?" Then he tased me. When I regained consciousness I was in the gladiator pen at the LA County lockup with a yellow post-it note on my chest that said 'Crispy Hippie.'

Hippie 2: Let's go have a big bowl of crunchy granola.

by BcozTheNite March 28, 2008

Ja'Crispy

A nick name / pet name used for the celebrity comedian Sal Vulcano. It is mentioned in multiple episodes of Impactical Jokers.

Joe: "Hey Ja'Crispy lemme see that Jaden Smith tattoo"
Sal: *falls down laughing*

by Steelers Fan June 25, 2018

Crispy Motherfucker

Someone who can be classified as an asshole that gets roasted through the 6th dimension.

Popularized by Youtuber Mythymoo as an insult towards another Youtuber, Kevox.

Dellado: Hey Myth, look at this play i just made
Myth: Is it good?
Dellado: Yes!
Myth: Stop lying to me you crispy motherfucker, the only good play you have ever made was getting into America, and you still have scars from that day

by DomTheDomo October 20, 2016

crispyjoy

Superior to 😂 in any way, shape, or form. Crispyjoy is the peak of emojis. Crispyjoy is the deep fried cousin of 😂. Crispyjoy will make your life better. Crispyjoy will not fill you with cringe every time it appears. Crispyjoy depicts laughter of the highest order. Crispyjoy is love. Crispyjoy is life.

Bask in its perfection.

Guy: hey, I think ipvansh is better than nordvansh-
Intellectual: crispyjoy, no.

by yootayote September 7, 2019