A dude who bails on his friends to go out with women; his dick is so crispy that if it doesn't get wet every night then it will become too brittle and break off.
by ArseOfSauron December 29, 2015
slang for burned out drug user, a drug abusing asshole, a dude that has been getting high way too long and is asshole-ish in nature.
by Me IIIV October 26, 2013
The aftermath of a dick receiving an Indian burn, but only up to the point where the penis is visibly smoking and vaguely flaming up. Usually very painful, but very satisfying. The step after this is called, “a destroyed penis”.
“This chick gave me the best crispy dick I’ve ever gotten”
“You sure you ain’t got a destroyed penis?”
“Oh shit”
“You sure you ain’t got a destroyed penis?”
“Oh shit”
by camdizzle14 May 18, 2019
by Crispydickpizaa123 November 27, 2016
When a man smashes up rice crispies, inserts them up his pee hole, and proceeds to jack off on a girl, excreting a rice crispy treat like substance.
by rcd101 March 29, 2009
A dude who bails on his friends to go out with women; his dick is so crispy that if it doesn't get wet every night then it will become too brittle and break off.
by ArseOfSauron December 29, 2015