Crispy Dick

The aftermath of a dick receiving an Indian burn, but only up to the point where the penis is visibly smoking and vaguely flaming up. Usually very painful, but very satisfying. The step after this is called, “a destroyed penis”.

“This chick gave me the best crispy dick I’ve ever gotten”

“You sure you ain’t got a destroyed penis?”

“Oh shit”

Crispy Dick by camdizzle14 May 18, 2019

crispy dick

A dude who bails on his friends to go out with women; his dick is so crispy that if it doesn't get wet every night then it will become too brittle and break off.

Rami just texted to say he can't hang tonight on account of his crispy dick.

crispy dick by ArseOfSauron December 29, 2015

crispy dick

slang for burned out drug user, a drug abusing asshole, a dude that has been getting high way too long and is asshole-ish in nature.

Old crispy dick is at it again, A dick that spent all his money on partyables.

crispy dick by Me IIIV October 26, 2013

crispy dick pizza 

Crispy dick pizza is a definition on when you fuck up in life

Fuck! We're crispy dick pizzaed in

crispy dick pizza by Crispydickpizaa123 November 27, 2016

Old crispy dick is at it again 

A dude who bails on his friends to go out with women; his dick is so crispy that if it doesn't get wet every night then it will become too brittle and break off.

Rami just texted to say he can't hang tonight. Old crispy dick is at it again!

Old crispy dick is at it again by ArseOfSauron December 29, 2015

Rice Crispy Dick

When a man smashes up rice crispies, inserts them up his pee hole, and proceeds to jack off on a girl, excreting a rice crispy treat like substance.

Brian: "Suck on my rice crispy dick bitch! Its delicious!!"

Megan: "I love rice crispy treats!!"

Rice Crispy Dick by rcd101 March 29, 2009

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