crunk (high and drunk) + tipsy, being tipsy while being high. a couple of shots and 5-6 hits of weed.
Person 1: yo man u coming over
Person 2: yeah for a little bit, i can only get crispy
Person 1: Why man we're all getting crunk?
Person 2: I have to go out later and take a couple more shots
by laurentyethagenius September 16, 2013
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When something is super cool. Or if someone is looking super hot. Or if something super cool happens. Or when you're feeling a nice high. Or if you're just in a generally good place, like in a good mood and things are going swimmingly. It's like a way of life.
Ohhhhh, I'm so crispy right now. I'm feeling so crispilicious. Crispier than a crisp.
by original Killjoys May 22, 2009
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Someone who has been in the sun too long and has extremely dark skin that resembles the light after midnight.
Amari, or people who live in the center of africa like your mom
by h May 12, 2004
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Speaking the truth in a direct, borderline-bitchy manner.
Sorry if I was crispy earlier but I'm not letting her shit all over me again!
by ao'hole August 24, 2010
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dark skinned black man who is mad that he is dark skinned
A dark skinned man who sees a light skinned person and does something
mean because he is jeoulose that he is so dark and feels that the lighter skinned person thinks they are better.

He is crispy
by myowngame July 03, 2014
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noun;overly tan person.Usually also has bleach fried hair and fried brain.As well as fake body parts.
A stupid crispy just hit my car while talking on her cell phone.
or
Haha! That crispy has Melanoma
by Juliette Laurent December 31, 2008
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