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A coalescence of 'cryptic' and 'dick'

Cryp- mixed messages;lies
Dick- Thinks with his-;Is a-

A crypdick may also be one or any number of the following: playa,gimp,wannabe,manwhore,waste of perfectly good space

Get rid.
"That crypdick ain't worth your time"
crypdick by Joasia April 15, 2007
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crip dick 

An extremely small penis most often completely lacking testes. Similar to a micropenis except it looks to be about the size of a cooked pea. It is called crip dick because all crips have them and enjoy rubbing them with just about anything they can get their hands on to simulate something they will never actually experience in life.
Becky laughed at Tyrone when he took his pants off and she saw his crip dick.

It doesnt help girls to kick crips in the balls because they dont have any due to their crip dicks.

The crip tried to have the male prostitute give him a handjob but the poor guy couldnt find it anywhere.
crip dick by Biggle-Pie September 10, 2006

cropdick 

The reattachment of one's foreskin
I just ate my cropdick.
cropdick by niggerman224 April 6, 2019
A person who criticizes something, but acts like a dick about it.
Dennis acted like such a cridick when he kept saying that the movie sucked because it didn't have any sex scenes.
cridick by Crawsomi May 2, 2010

Movie Cridick

Someone who is interested in watching a movie or a show but has to be a movie cridick and comment every 3 minutes about something going on in it, disturbing ,annoying, and disrupting everyone else in the room while they are trying to watch also.
We were all watching boardwalk empire until this Movie cridick had to talk every three minutes, guess I will have to watch again tomorrow.
Movie Cridick by Mikey Ryan October 25, 2010

crapdick 

A person who is acting like a big jerk.
"Hey man, you're being a real crapdick over there. Why don't you pass the sunchips already?"
crapdick by dulcetry August 18, 2015