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crimson mask

Crimson mask aka Dan Charnau is an internet message board mod who will not hesitate to unleash the infamous ban hamster on anybody who dares to challenge his penny ante "authority".

Crimson Mask hit me with the ban hamster because I called him Danny Boy.
crimson mask by OLCposter January 14, 2009

crimson mask

Florida slang for latch key transsexual wrestling fans. Also known as a pony-tailed traveler ring rat wrestling fan.
That crimson mask was always staring at wrestlers hoping to hook up with them.
The old world champ has a crimson mask latched to him for an autograph.
crimson mask by Spinning Woody December 9, 2008

Crimson Mask

When you take a girls' virginity and she bleeds on your penis thus masking it in crimson.
Dude, me and Lauren went upstairs at this party and I fucked her until I got a crimson mask.
Crimson Mask by ChaosTheory619 January 6, 2010

Wearing the Crimson Mask 

This is a "mask" that a person wears when they have been thoroughly beaten to the point where there whole face is covered in blood.
In Rocky 4, Apollo Creed was wearing the crimson mask before he died.

The Crimson Mask

Made popular by the late great Ric Flair, The Crimson Mask is a metaphor for obtaining a head wound or upper facial wound in which it almost instantaneously bleeds down into and all over ones face, thus providing the effect of the Crimson Mask. This is mostly a professional wrestling term.
They bludgeoned Franks head in soo bad he suffered a concussion along with "The Crimson Mask."

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026