midwest express

The act of two midwesterners talking to the first person they meet in a bar and leaving within 5 minutes to go have sex.
Did they know each other beforehand or was it a Midwest express?
by Midwestexpress69 September 14, 2019
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Crim

Short for criminal. A feeling you get after an experience that made you feel super uncomfy.
I walked into a tinder dates apt and he was masturbating. That was crim.
by Midwestexpress69 October 12, 2019
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