CRIM: Cunt Rag in Motion. Dangerous female drivers. Typically overweight, big sunglasses, smug look on their fat face, eating, texting, applying makeup while operating a motor vehicle. Formerly known as 'Minivan Moms' back in the 80's. CRIMS can be found piloting any type of motor vehicle, but specimens in Minivans, and to an even greater extent, large American SUVs (Denali, Tahoe, Escalade, etc) are among the most dangerous. CRIMS have developed a sense of impunity under the assumption that their actions behind the wheel are consequence free. CRIMs do not exist in Russia, as inconsiderate female drivers are often pulled by their hair out of the car and properly dealt with.

That CRIM almost T-boned me in that intersection. She looked at me with a bitchy scowl as if she was inconvenienced by my interfering with her running a red light.

CRIM by unka poon June 13, 2016

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crim

Short for "cyber criminal." Originally coined by Rick Hayes on the InfoSec Daily Podcast in 2012.

The crims are threatening Symantec, and are saying that they will release source code!

crim by Skiboy October 16, 2012

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crim

The act of being stoned while still being perfectly awake and aware of your surroundings and totally detoxed, but still being able to be insulted about smoking pot and shit. This often causes the "crim" to be insulted regularly before giving up and accepting he's a stoner. Is actually constantly planning Communist or Extreme right takeovers using John Petrucci guitars.

When did Crag become such a crim.....

crim by Ross MacLeod January 4, 2009

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