crepe susette

noun -

French slang for tranny penis.

Why don't you go suck on a crepe susette.

by DrThodt August 07, 2010

Crepe Susette

The act of moistening a bit of toilet paper after taking a large, fiery, painful dump in order to ease the burn of the anus.

Damn! That dump I took after that hot-wings eating competition made me have to Crepe Susette that shit.

by thebillcosby March 21, 2011