kroo-ton
1. Resident of Crewe, Virginia.
2. Often shops at Dollar General for groceries (shrimp included)
3. Eats at; Long
John Silvers, Arbys, Subway & Country
Chicken ALL in the same gas station, yet is comfortable with the fact that you will never get what you want. They won't have that item available until tomorrow.
4. More than likely is missing either siding, a window, or portion of their roof, possibly all...yet yard is mowed religiously to avoid fines.
5. Knows the Valero Rotisserie
chicken is the bomb and not to eat at Hardees after breakfast or is prepared to wait for 45 minutes for their #4
6. Doesn't mind the noise of trains or the outlandish number of
police you pass on your way though town.
7.Frequents Big
Dogs to scope out local trash. If you have all your teeth, you win.
