Someone who goes totally crazy with joy when they see a dog. Any dog. Anywhere. Anytime.
This type of person points and smiles with delight when driving past a dog, and shouts "Aaaaaah, look how cute he is with his little tail and funny looking eyes!!". Often endangering themselves and other road users.
A crazy dog person also grins from ear to ear when their dog does a solid poop, cocks their
leg or squats on every bush they see, and when they chase the neighbours
cat from the yard while barking like a maniac.
A crazy dog person
will relentlessly shower their dog in hugs (even though this can be annoying for their dog) and endless belly rubs. They also never hesitate to wipe their
dogs poop-caked
butt.
Crazy dog people can't walk past a dog park without running into the park and patting every dog they see. Even
ugly A/F
dogs.
Jane: "Uh meh gawd. I love that dog. His jacket is dapper. I'd hug that dog all day long!!"
Jack: "
Jane, you're such a crazy dog person. You're nuts babe!"
Jane: "Totes! I fucking love dogs!"