crap hat 

1.Crap placed upon ones head.

2. A quicker way to say "Crap in a hat."

3. A hat made of crap

2. Person 1:"I just beated you at teh Halo!"
Person 2: "Crap hat"

crap hat by Nukemoose November 8, 2008

Crap hat 

Crap hat- A person or thing named Scarlett

Scarlett Forte ate my slug heads! CRAP HAT!🙄

Crap hat by Chicken.wings May 23, 2021

crap in a hat 

A less extreme version of the exclamation, "shit on a shingle" used by the writers of Twisted Toyfare Theatre.

Person 1: I had sex with your mom.
Person 2: Well crap in a hat.

crap in a hat by Turd Furgusen November 7, 2005

crap in a hat 

excretion in any type of headgear

when your beeing chased by evil things

crap in a hat

crap in a hat by Monkeyshiner January 22, 2004

Crap Hats 

Military Slang (usually used by Para's) to describe either Territorial Recruits, Regular Soldiers or Raw Recruits.

1 Para: Hey, Check out the fresh meat.
1 Para#2: Bunch a Crap Hats.

Crap Hats by Saccade January 21, 2009

crap hatch

Descriptive term for a womans asshole

Dr. Pig Pounder is here to plunge your crap hatch.

Nothing would top this night off better than me bottoming out your crap hatch.

crap hatch by Asp 22 July 23, 2011

i hate the crap out of you 

It's not a real term. Taylor Davis thinks he knows everything but doesn't.

I hate the crap out of you because you always think your right. -Taylor davis

i hate the crap out of you by Crack564 May 8, 2014