crap hat

1.Crap placed upon ones head.

2. A quicker way to say "Crap in a hat."

3. A hat made of crap

2. Person 1:"I just beated you at teh Halo!"
Person 2: "Crap hat"

by Nukemoose November 8, 2008

Crap hat

Crap hat- A person or thing named Scarlett

Scarlett Forte ate my slug heads! CRAP HAT!🙄

by Chicken.wings May 23, 2021

crap in a hat

A less extreme version of the exclamation, "shit on a shingle" used by the writers of Twisted Toyfare Theatre.

Person 1: I had sex with your mom.
Person 2: Well crap in a hat.

by Turd Furgusen November 7, 2005

crap in a hat

excretion in any type of headgear

when your beeing chased by evil things

crap in a hat

by Monkeyshiner January 22, 2004

Crap Hats

Military Slang (usually used by Para's) to describe either Territorial Recruits, Regular Soldiers or Raw Recruits.

1 Para: Hey, Check out the fresh meat.
1 Para#2: Bunch a Crap Hats.

by Saccade January 21, 2009

crap hatch

Descriptive term for a womans asshole

Dr. Pig Pounder is here to plunge your crap hatch.

Nothing would top this night off better than me bottoming out your crap hatch.

by Asp 22 July 23, 2011

i hate the crap out of you

It's not a real term. Taylor Davis thinks he knows everything but doesn't.

I hate the crap out of you because you always think your right. -Taylor davis

by Crack564 May 8, 2014