crackhead ned

The one the only Crackhead Ned is a famous you guessed it crackhead hailing from Fort Wayne Indiana and he'll be coming to a hood near you stealing all your TVs and asking your kids for cigarettes

Fuck Crackhead Ned that bitch stole my TV

crackhead ned by Rfit DC kodd May 15, 2019

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Crackheadness

An adjective used to describe how much of a crackhead one is. Created by Brianna Countie in 2018.

My crackheadness is at an all time high.

Crackheadness by Crackhead P November 18, 2018

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crackheadness

crackheadedness is an upgrade to the word crackhead which is to measure how much of a crackhead ones self is.

a person who digs someone’s crackhead personality rather than crack cocaine. “You liked my crackheadness the other day”

crackheadness by ShanMich December 15, 2020

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crackheaded

a state in which one is not really on crack but appears to possess qualities of a crackhead

I am crackheaded out!

crackheaded by honey212 October 2, 2008

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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