cracker rigging

The exact opposite of nigger rigging, wherein a cracker tries to repair something and it fails horribly. Usually resulting in his friends of African descent rigging it for him/her. Usually preceeded by the statement," Here, hold my beer."

Going to the auto shop, purchasing the parts to fix your car spending twice as much as it would take to fix it at the dealership and ultimately asking your friend who is a mechanic to fix it half assed in the interim.

"wow... what an incredible feat of cracker rigging"

by Zengeif June 10, 2008

cracker rig

To "fix" an object in a ghetto or temporary way. Usually done by a low class white person, a cracker. The quality of this repair is just slightly above that of a nigger rig.

If you cracker riged that any worse, it would be a nigger rig.

by Real Deal 12345 September 4, 2006