A movie that babysits the children while the parents do hard drugs in another room. Usually a straight to TV movie or some other $5.00 bin Walmart bullshit played on a cheap DVD player.
Little Billy was watching the Crack House Movie classic "Zookeeper" starring Kevin James on high volume while his mothersmoked meth with her "friends" upstairs.
The longcranking of a car that is trying to start in a horror movie. Usually by a teen girl in a tight skirt and high heels. she usually floods the engine.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.