crack lackin’
1. Having no discernible butt crack; possessing a seat of such smooth, unbroken flatness that the existence of a crack must be taken on faith. Often used on mere suspicion, as when the jeans hang suspiciously straight.
2. Habitually arriving at a gathering empty-handed despite the clearly understood expectation that one contributes crack; a chronic freeloader of the party's primary refreshment, to the point of being quietly dropped from the guest list.
Related forms: crack lack (noun), the condition or habit itself. crack-lacker (noun), one who exhibits it.
2. Habitually arriving at a gathering empty-handed despite the clearly understood expectation that one contributes crack; a chronic freeloader of the party's primary refreshment, to the point of being quietly dropped from the guest list.
Related forms: crack lack (noun), the condition or habit itself. crack-lacker (noun), one who exhibits it.
"We stopped inviting Todd. Three parties in a row, crack lackin'. Not even a crumb."
"I've known Derek for ten years and I'm still not convinced. Man's crack lackin’."
Usage note: Context usually distinguishes the two senses, though in rare and unfortunate cases a person may be crack lackin' in both senses at once.
"I've known Derek for ten years and I'm still not convinced. Man's crack lackin’."
Usage note: Context usually distinguishes the two senses, though in rare and unfortunate cases a person may be crack lackin' in both senses at once.
crack lackin’ by Smalltalllittlebugguy October 2, 2026
