crack flapping

Crack flapping is the act of slamming your and your significant other's asscracks together in a fit of sensual joy.

The old lady and I got hot and heavy last night, and we started crack flapping. I came so hard I farted inside her.

crack flapping by Mr. McGooch September 19, 2016

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crack flappin

the involuntary body movements made after being up for more than 2 days on crack

please dont send kelly to the store... she is crack flappin all over the place.

crack flappin by c~mamie December 3, 2007

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crack flapping • crack flappin • Flipping Crack • crack head • crack • crack-baby • crack pipe • crack attack • crack hole • crack rat

Flipping Crack

The act of cooking to perfection, then selling that shit on the streets. Feeding peoples addictions is always a great way to make money in America

Camron and the Dipset Crew can be seen flipping crack on the corners of Harlem... Bird Gang Bitches!

Flipping Crack by Meatball April 18, 2005

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flipping crack

Wen u make money off of selling drugs

Yes its proven dipset does still sell drugs

flipping crack by Ur stepfather August 26, 2005

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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