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Crack blast

Slang term for explosive diarrhea or can also be used as a negative expletive to express extreme frustration.
Man that Taco Bell had me crack blastin’ for half an hour straight!

CRACK BLAST! We lost
by Exa_N0ri May 8, 2021
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Crack Blast

The act of sharing so hard you go back to the Cold War.
Man I ate Taco Bell last night and now I’m crack blasting non stop
by Author of Crack Blast May 2, 2021
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crack blast

A concoction of crack, ketamine, and the strongest moonshine in existence.
guy 1: yo dude have you tried the new crack blast
guy 2: yo due I was fucked up for weeks.
by GamerGod69420 December 11, 2020
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crack bastard

slang; a disreputible person not necessarily on drugs, but should be.
by ALienskumboy March 7, 2005
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Crack blaster

When you run out of toilet paper and have to swish the water out of the bowl into your asscrack like a bidet.
I know my hands are covered in poop, I just had to pull a crack blaster.
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Click Clack Blast

Click Clack Blast is an action performed by a famous League of Legends player by the name of Eki.

It's a tree step action were he calculates, grasps and executes an action to totally obliterate an enemy from the face of summoners rift.

Riot has tried get in reach with the player but they got blasted to.
being defined Eki blasted yasuoforwin beyond all eternity
Click clack blast can be defined as a religion.
"I'm a true blasterian
by Zarkax December 3, 2019
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crackbeast

(NOUN: "crackbeast," henceforth abbreviated as "c.")

1) A crack addict; or, more loosely, one who consumes excessive quantities of drugs of any kind. (e.g., Amy Winehouse).
2) A particularly strange or eccentric person (not necessarily a drug abuser; e.g., Howard Hughes).
3) One who is freakishly talented; often a prodigy (e.g. Franz Liszt).
4) An animal whose appearance is generally disturbing or otherwise-odd (e.g., most reptiles).
5) Any bizarre fictional character/creature which is generally disturbing or otherwise-odd (e.g., any character but Alice in Alice in Wonderland).

(VERB: "to c.")

1) To go on a drug binge.
2) To consume anything (in general) in a particularly voracious manner.
3) To behave in an especially intense, eccentric or depraved manner.
4) To do something particularly quickly, yet very effectively and completely.

(ADJECTIVE: "c." "c. -ful" "c. -ly" or "c. -y")

--A quality of, or pertaining to, any of the above NOUN forms.

(ADVERB: "c. -fully" or "c. -ily")

--A quality of, or pertaining to, any of the above VERB or ADJECTIVAL forms (NOTE: The latter of these two categories would be far too "c.fully c.ly" to actually hear spoken, so don't worry about having to negotiate the meaning of this adverbial form of c. modifying its own adjectival form, or qualities pertaining thereto, EVER AGAIN!!!)
***EXAMPLES OF USE***

(As a NOUN:)

{Liz:} Hahah, what if cigarettes weren't meant to be smoked, and instead they were just packaged in those little paper cylinders because that's exactly the amount you'd need to break open and completely fill both ears with tobacco!!

{Zak:} OH my GOD....YOU'RE a CRACKBEAST!

(As a VERB:)

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas is a fictionalized account of Hunter S. Thompson and Oscar la Costa crackbeasting around town for a weekend in Sin City.

(As both an ADJECTIVE and an ADVERB:)

Allen was absolutely shocked--but nonetheless quite crackbeastfully aroused--to discover that his date's apartment was decorated entirely with explicitly phallic art. His own cock sprang to attention, and the two men fell to a crackbeastly fit of fucking right there in the foyer, as per Bill's design...
by finkels January 1, 2012
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