Craggots - (Crag-its)
The bugs that gather in and around a trashcan outside a college apartment, which usually contains pizza boxes, empty beer bottles, and used condoms, but is never cleaned. A combination of gnats and maggots that remain behind long after the trash has been emptied.
Dude, did you take the trash out to the dumpster? Yeah, you should have seen all the craggots that fell out when I emptied it.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'