crabs hot

Describes a person that is so incredibly attractive, that if they had crabs, you would still bang them, knowing you would get crabs.

She is so hot that I would bang her even if she had crabs. She's crabs hot!

by groovy mama September 9, 2014

big hot crab

Slag for gay sex

“Man I really want some big hot crab”
Referencing the hot guy sitting in front of him

by Chad michael Vincent January 17, 2018