crabs hot

Describes a person that is so incredibly attractive, that if they had crabs, you would still bang them, knowing you would get crabs.

She is so hot that I would bang her even if she had crabs. She's crabs hot!

by groovy mama September 9, 2014

big hot crab

Slag for gay sex

“Man I really want some big hot crab”
Referencing the hot guy sitting in front of him

by Chad michael Vincent January 17, 2018

Hot bacon crab dip

When a male and female are naked and fighting like crabs the male will begin to pour hot bacon oil onto the female therefore lubing her up. The male will then lightly cover his penis with sand and bury it in the females vagina whilst putting his hands up in a crab claw like fashion. The remaining cooked bacon can then be used as a tasty snack.

Susan asked me to do a Hot bacon crab dip with her last night, I couldn't resist. The bacon was a nice reward also.

Gerold and I did a Hot bacon crab dip last night, my pussy's still burning

by Feedmebacon June 25, 2014