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Covidosis 

The loss, at both individual and societal level, of the ability to think rationally and calmly owing to the fear associated with a pandemic infectious disease or with the impact of measures taken in response to such a disease.
All my mates in social media have started sharing nothing but ridiculous conspiracy theories recently. I think they've all succumbed to covidosis.
Covidosis by Pijbe May 1, 2020
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covidocious 

Having just recovered from the COVID-19 virus.
After spending 3 months in the hospital, Jim was finally relieved to be covidocious.
covidocious by TheBakerClinic February 27, 2021

Covidocious 

Having overcome negative effects caused by the COVID-19 virus, such as economic or social difficulties, and staying strong through troubling times.
Although the year of 2020 was extremely tough, Maria was remaining covidocious through 2021 and hoping for a soon end to the pandemic.
Covidocious by TheBakerClinic March 10, 2021

Covidocious 

He was covidocious after recovering from COVID-19.
Covidocious by TheBakerClinic February 20, 2021

Comidois 

Comidois is an arguing machine who is simply misunderstood.
Comidois is not an arguing machine that is simply misunderstood!

Chronic Coviditis 

A terrible disease that attacks the muscular tissue in the male reproductive organ, making it smaller in size.
“Why’s it so small?”

“My chronic coviditis made it much smaller. I swear it was bigger!”

pneumonoultramicropscopicsilicovolcano coniosis 

A word that's so long that I had to make a space within it so the example for this definition would be accepted. What's more, it's the longest word in the English language. Basically, pneumonoultramicropscopicsilicovolcano coniosis a lung disease caused by breathing in particles of siliceous volcanic dust. Invented by some guy who had too much time on his hands and wanted to make history by creating the longest word ever.
Doctor: Sir, I am afraid you have come down with a severe case of pneumonoultramicropscopicsilicovolcano coniosis due to exposure to volcanic dust.

Patient: WTF!?!?!?!?

Me: I feel your pain, dude...I feel your pain.